We've all been there... Christmas dinner turns into a deep dive on your love life, a batting practice about your career, or gossip about your old high school friends and what they're up to these days. Don't worry; you can deflect.
Conservation is always the answer! Below are four (unproven brilliant) strategies to change the topic to conservation. We've got your back. 😎
Here is what to say when...
🍗 The turkey is dry and everyone pretends it's fine...
“This turkey could really use the water holding capacity of Mollisol!"
- Molli-what??
- "A type of soil! Did you know that Mollisol soils in Iowa are among the most agriculturally productive soils in the world? It’s why it’s so important to prevent erosion and protect it! Let me tell you more about no-till.”
🎁 Grandma says she hopes you like the present you gave her because you're getting it back when she dies...
“Perfect Grandma. You are as thoughtful as Mother Nature who created the water cycle."
- What do you mean, dear?
- "Just as we share this Christmas gift, we share water with our neighbors near and far. Did you know that everything we do here in Iowa flows down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico? Sharing is caring! Can I tell you more about watersheds?"
💰 When your know-it-all sibling starts convincing you to invest in (Insert crazy idea here)...
“Thank you for the info! I think I can probably learn a lot more about investing from dirt, though. "
- Excuse me, what??
- "Iowa soil has been investing way before Wall Street. Years of nitrogen fixation has created a bank of about 10,000 pounds of nitrogen per acre. Earth teaches us that it's all about patience, the right investments, and diversification. Some even call our soil black gold.”
👶 Mom *casually* brings up how wonderful babies are (hint, hint)...
"Mom, do you know how worms make babies?"
- *Coughs up her drink**
- "It's super interesting. Their heads point in the opposite directions as sperm is passed from one worm to the other. Then a cocoon forms where the baby grows. I only tell you this because worms are a sign of healthy soil. And healthy soil is good for water. So fascinating, right?”
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My super supportive loved ones recommended that I don't share all 12 conversation diversions I wrote because I'm not that funny. But don't worry. If you're craving more, IAWA has a lot of fun facts to help you have more educated conversations over dinner about water quality.
- Go Deeper: Water Quality 101 (We especially love the water quality history timeline, which will prepare you to talk about the evolution of agriculture as we know it! Dad will be so proud.)